Legend of Drunken Panda
Team Nine Members
The Panda Song
This is not a rebel song... This is.. the PANDA!
After dark, the pandas stalk, Nightmare creatures, with black hearts. Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark, Feasting on bums that sleep in the park!
The pandas are coming! So hide under your beds! The pandas are coming! They'll rip <you all> to shreds!
The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures, Shrouded in the enigma of his black and white coat. What kind of camouflage is this, black and white? Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be! That's just another chapter in the ominous saga of the panda!
The pandas are coming, To rip off your head! The pandas are coming, On a rampage of the dead!
Excerpt from "Panda Song", by Sifl&Olly